Works On My Machine

$29.98 CADClassic Tee

The classic local-only victory lap, printed as a clean dark-mode Runtime tee.Every developer knows the moment a bug disappears on one setup and reproduces everywhere else. This one keeps the line blunt, the shrug small, and the joke exactly where it belongs: on the machine that...

Style — Classic Tee 6 styles

Tall Tee $35.98 Full-Zip Hoodie $59.98 Pocket Hoodie $54.98 Classic Tee $29.98 Long Sleeve Tee $39.98 Tri-Blend Tee $44.98

Same design, different cut — each printed to order.

Free NA shipping Printed on demand Honest pricing

Soft, lightweight 100% combed ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²) with the right amount of stretch. Pre-shrunk and side-seamed. Exact fabric and construction details for this product are in Fabric & fit below.

Direct-to-garment printed with water-based, eco-certified inks for a soft hand-feel. Machine wash cold inside-out, hang dry. Do not iron the print.

Printed just for you in 2–5 business days, then shipped free with tracking across Canada and the US — most orders arrive within 10–14 days. Because every tee is made to order, we can’t accept returns for sizing or change of mind, so check the size guide before you buy. Damaged, misprinted, or wrong item? We replace it free — email photos within 14 days of delivery.

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Fabric & fit

Fabric: 100% cotton; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Weight: Medium — 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
Fit: Regular Fit
Sleeve: Short sleeve
Construction: Open-end yarn · Tubular fabric · Taped neck and shoulders · Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem · Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white. · Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Brand: Gildan 5000 · Classic Tee

Size Guide

A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.